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School Assembly: The Beginning of the Semester [EVERYONE]
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Post by rex on Mar 14, 2014 22:12:22 GMT -5
Out in the shadows of the hallway, Rex was preparing for his grand entrance into the Gymnasium for the school assembly. He had only JUST got there and wanted everyone to know just how cool he was. Strapping down a boombox with elastic straps to something unknown and pink in color, Rex smirked as his accomplishment. Reaching down, he then ripped open something that sounded like thin cardboard, while he then unwrapped the tin foil from a piece of food shaped like a burrito.
Munching down on the delicious food with his teeth, he continued to prep whatever this oddly shaped pink thing was. It was unknown what exactly it was he was working on, but he was putting some of the weirdest things in there. Reaching behind him, he then strapped down a folding lawn chair, put hand sanitizer in his pocket and then flicked open a pair of all black sunglasses. Point is... he was effin ready.
Swallowing the last of his food, he then thew his small tin foil wrapper behind him as it also landed in the pink contraption. Licking his lips, he then wiped his mouth as he actually managed to get inside the pink thing.
"Show time." Rex said aloud as he then headed for the gymnasium doors. As he passed the restrooms, he got a quick stench of something rotten coming from the female restroom.
"Awww! What the f**k!? Smells like carrots and throw up!" Rex said as he tried waving it out of this face.
The sound of Principal Sash was heard coming from a microphone as he approached the gymnasium doors. Then, she stopped.
With a smirk on his face, he then turned as he then pushed "Play" on the boombox he strapped down behind him. With a quick opening of the gymnasium doors, the song then started to play. With the volume as high as it could go, the speakers thumped in and out with the beat of the music. Playing on the boombox was no other than: Beastie Boys - "No Sleep Till Brooklyn"
As the song started blaring, Rex then kept a straight face as he pressed his foot down.
*Vvvviirrrrrnnn* The pink object started to make as he entered the gymnasium. As if Rex started a small electronic engine, similar to a golf kart.
Coming into view was Rex sitting inside a pink power wheel that had an outer frame that looked just like a Jigglypuff. The only question was, how did he get one? With the song going, Rex kept his straight face thinking he was totally cool for doing so. Through his black sunglasses, he could see the gymnasium floor and its lay out. Knowing that this was bound to be a cool entrance he then of course needed to show off. Thinking the best way to do that was to power slide into the center of the floor, he then, attempted just that.
With the sound of the thick plastic tires hitting the ground, he then laid his foot farther down on the gas pedal as it was now reaching a whopping two miles per hour.
*CCCRRRNNNNNKKKK* The tires made on the floor, as they hit random fragments, dust and crumbs.
Keeping his straight face, he then quickly turned the wheel sharply as he power slid towards the center of the gymnasium. However, since this was just a power wheel, the slide just turned into a really slow and wide sh*tty turn. But in Rex's mind, it was b@d@$$!
*skkrt!* The plastic tires made against the floor as he came to a stop.
Reaching behind him, he then turned the boombox off. Returning forward, he then dramaticly took off his sunglasses as he then tossed them over his shoulder and onto the gymnasium floor. Grasping the small plastic door to his left, he then pushed it open as Cherry Berrie Breakfast burrito wrappers poured out. Stepping out of the power wheel, and into the pile of wrappers, Rex then stood in place as he placed his hands on his hips. Yeah, he was now officially the coolest kid in school now. If he wasn't, he would be after this!...
Reaching into the back seat of the Jigglypuff Power Wheel, Rex then pulled out cartons of Kool-Aid Jammers! After freshly opening them in the hallway before he came in, he grabbed one as he then started to toss them to the students on the bleachers. Winking at some of the females, in the crowd, he made sure to gently toss the juice drinks to them.
After quickly running out, he then unstrapped the folding lawn chair from the back of his power wheel as then placed it next to the power wheel. Unfolding it, he then took a seat in it as he let out a large siiiiighhh....
"They must love me now, who else brought stuff to drink to this assembly? Psh, pry no one." Rex thought to himself.
Reaching into his pocket, he then pulled out the hand sanitizer as he squeezed it into the palm of his hand. Rubbing it on both hands, Rex's head wondered around the gymnasium as he observed everyone in the bleachers... then his stomach made a weird gurgle deep in his gut.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2014 10:29:23 GMT -5
Happy that Greed hadn’t pushed her off or anything, Dawn let out a content little sigh. ”Nah. Most headrests go behind ya’.” Though, that was an option. Greed was pretty tall. She might have to see if she could try sitting in his lap next time; wouldn’t be like she’d take up a whole lot of space or anything. In the assembly, though, she felt like that kind of conduct might get her pulled out for a lecture about “behavior unbecoming of a young lady”, not that she hadn’t gotten that sort of talk before.
It was 2014, not 1955. Even if it was, she’d be wearing leather and poodle skirts, thanks. She could be just as bad or just as good as she wanted.
She chuckled when the brothers interacted. Sometimes, she almost wished she had siblings, just so that she could always have a close friend to romp around with. Eh. Too late for that. She’d have to settle for very close gal pals.
When Turner began speaking, Dawn slipped off Greed and took the seat on the other side of him. ’Shortly?’ Dawn wondered. Wait… “it came to my attention”. What had she been busy doing? Something Vice Principal Turner needed to be alerted to? Dawn’s curiosity was piqued, and then satisfied when Principal Sash arrived. After swiping her identification card, Dawn settled in for what she figured would be a long, boring lecture about appearance and discipline, about being the next bright generation.
Man, she didn’t care about that. She cared about learning patterns and colors, how to catch and eye and distract! Things a coordinator or designer would be interested in. Things that, after graduation, would be earning her the big bucks. Good character didn’t buy fast cars, big houses, fancy dresses, or pay for luxury experiences.
Still, Dawn didn’t want to be the idiot that had to have information told to her again. So, she did what she always did: she multitasked. Taking out her phone, she opened up the browser to a gossip, rumor, and hearsay site. Oh, Flint and Cynthia?! Yeah… it’d be a few weeks before Dawn gained an appreciation for their red haired principal.
The blue haired girl was too distracted to note with Ayame came in. It was probably for the best, as she would have made a very loud and cruel noting of the fact the other girl was late. And eating. Sitting on the top row, away from each other, would work out… for now.
However, something Dawn didn’t miss was the entrance of a boy she would very quickly consider her ultimate rival in attention wh**ing. She was Pride, after all; attention fueled her. No rivalries in that department would be accepted.
”My job ain’t a job, it’s a d*** good time” came the lyrical warning of chaos and foolishness.
The girl looked up, only in time to start laughing. What the heck?! What? That guy was in a freakin’ kid’s toy! Was this a part of the assembly? Dawn brought up her phone and started snapping pictures. Hm, yeah… this wouldn’t be anything to put on her blog, but if she ever was having a bad day, she now had a few unreasonable pictures and videos to look at. Seeing that the maniac was tossing juice pouches into the crowd, Dawn hunkered down, figuring that Greed was athletic enough to catch any if the flew in the gang’s direction. Dawn wasn’t a butterfingers or anything, but if she got smacked in the face with one of those… well…
Everyone in the gym would end up on the five o’clock news.
Seeing that the madness was over, Dawn quickly looked to Principal Sash, grinning. ”Hey, guys, let’s take bets. Five bucks says Turner jumps off the podium to throttle stunt driver down there before Sash can get a word in.”
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Post by Greed Couper on Mar 16, 2014 13:48:57 GMT -5
Listening to both Dawn, and Sash Greed huffed a sigh. Shifting in his seat he pulled out his card and scanned it. "Seems like a waste of time." The black haired teen grumbled. "What are they going to do? Hunt us down and bored us to death with some talk about showing up to s***?" Greed said as he mused out loud. Still this was his first time here, he might as well listen. After all he was sure to get in trouble throughout his time here. At least he could do is start off on Sash's good side. Heck, he had already started off on Turner's bad side. {b]"Hey wake up!"[/b] He then shot a glance at his brother as he elbowed him in the side.
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Post by SammyMcSamSam on Mar 16, 2014 14:37:31 GMT -5
Turner narrowed his eyes when he saw a student leave. It was not hard to see since everyone had pretty much arrived and there was no more movement outside of the bleachers. It was a good thing they had decided to have the students swipe their ID cards in order to check and see who came and who skipped. There was at least one student who would be punished. When he spotted Sash, he did not quite feel relieved, but he was glad she finally showed up. He uncrossed his arms and walked back up to the podium to say into it, "Principal Sash has now arrived, so quiet down and listen up." He stepped back, putting his hands behind his back, to allow her to speak. When she mentioned the Poliwag, he felt better about her tardiness. At least it was a legitimate excuse. That was just like her. Sometimes, he wished she was not so kindhearted. She was too much for her own good at times.
What happened next angered Turner in way that could not even be described. It was a student. And he was... They really needed to figure out someway to filter out the riff raff. He watched with a rather unpleasant expression as the troublemaker sent drinks to the students in the bleachers. His final act of taking out a lawn chair and sitting down on it with a large sigh was the last straw. Instead of going to the microphone to introduce himself like he was supposed to be doing but couldn't now, he marched down from the stage and over to where the troublemaker was parked. He did not bother to let Sash take care of it or ask her permission to take care of it, for he knew she would not take care of it to his satisfaction or standards. It was best he dealt with the troublemakers. "What do you think you are doing?" he demanded when he reached him. He glared down at him, his arms crossed. It was all he could do to keep himself from doing something like throttling the student.
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Post by Gengar on Mar 16, 2014 18:06:55 GMT -5
Floating up above the gym was a pokemon watching form the shadow of the rafters with beady demonic red eyes. The eyes watched as students and teachers entered taking their spots and waited patiently for the principle of the school to arrive. The pokemon allowed its mouth to stretch into a wide creepy smile as it cackled silently to itself. The pokemon leaned down as it looked around for its trainer. He waited patiently as the students settled in waiting for any signs of his trainer. As he did the pokemon began to plot about what it could do, what mischief it could cause, what chaos he could create. He licked his lips with his large tongue as he floated across the roof staying out of the light towards a pile of water bombs he had grabbed. He even had a few filled with confetti. He picked up one of the water bombs and floated around looking for his first target. He held back a cackle as he floated along the roof watching as one Vice Principle Turner began to give his speech. A perfect target he thought as he tossed the water balloon up and down, humans so easy. The pokemon grabbed a number of water balloons and confetti bombs swallowing them whole for storage.
The pokemon began to float down from the rafters giving a dark evil cackle as he came into light revealing the pokemon to be a Gengar. The Gengar began to float around the room flying about as he dived towards the Vice Principle whom had gone to speak to a group of students. The Gengar flew right past the Vice Principle cackling as he threw the water balloon at the man's feet. He placed a hand in his mouth and pulled out two more water bombs and laughed as he floated up into the air and spun launching the two water bombs in random directions where they splattered, "GENGAR!" cried the ghost type pokemon as he pulled down his right eye lid and stuck his tongue out at the Vice Principle and blew a raspberry at him. He laughed as he pulled out a confetti bomb and threw it into the air before he generated a ball of shadows in his hand and fired it. The shadow ball hit the confetti bomb making it explode and showering Vice Principal Turner with various colours of confetti. He laughed as he flew up and threw multiple confetti bombs into the air. He released a dark pulse of energy that hit all the bombs releasing confetti all through the gym allowing it to rain down as the ghost pokemon cackled.
The Gengar then floated away and headed back to the roof where he sat on one of the lights. He pointed with his right hand and laughed.
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Post by rex on Mar 16, 2014 20:05:31 GMT -5
"The F**k was that?" Rex said to himself as he sat in his chair and watched the Gengar fly off. Shrugging it off, Rex went back to sipping on his juice pouch as he then saw Vice Prinicipal Turner deliver a mean glare towards him. The man looked to be scowling in Rex's direction, however, Rex did not know it was him he was glaring at. Watching the man step off the stage and march his way over to him, Rex sat in place as he continued to sip on his drink.
"Oh wow, look at him. He looks so p*ssed... look at his jacket, I wonder if he ripped them sleeves off himself. But why would he do that... careful, don't fall down the stage... sweet he made it down safely... Its weird, he looks like he is looking RIGHT at me.... Oh wow look at his face, it is so red... Wait.. Oh-Oh no. Is he... nah, hes not coming walking towards me... Alright he is." Rex thought to himself.
"What do you think you're doing!?" Principal Turner asked Rex as he looked down at him with his hands folded across his chest.
The entire gymnasium went quiet as Rex sat in his lawn chair and looked up at the large man. Keeping his eyes on the large man, Rex continued to sip up the juice in the pouch as it quickly became empty and air tight. So tight you could see the outline of the straw on the back of the pouch. Taking the straw out of his mouth, Rex then began his reply.
"... Please don't strike me mister, I'm a confused youth who is having issues with his interior. I think I ate some old Cherry Berrie breakfast burritos and my stomach cant hold them in... I think if you lay hands on me, I might... I might, you know... shart my pants, and make some rose buds in them." Rex said to the man, hoping to get out of trouble, giving the man a very stressful face.
The truth was the burritos really were messing up his stomach and he figured he would say whatever he could to get out of trouble at this point. Then he realized that all eyes were still on him. Standing up, Rex then looked the man in the eyes as he stood up to him. Glaring back at the large man, Rex then placed his hands on his hips as he eyed Turner up and down. Nodding his head, Rex then spat the juice pouch out of his mouth as it hit the floor.
"I don't like the way your front'n big pimpin, as a matter of fact, I got only one thing to say to you principal Turner, and please, stop me if you heard it before..." Rex started to saw as he pulled his head closer to Turner's face, still holding a scowl. Clearing his throat, Rex prepared himself to talk...
Turning around quickly, Rex then jumped in his pink jigglypuff power wheel as he hit the gas immediately!
*Viiiirrnnn* The car's electric motor started up.
Rolling on the school gymnasium floor at a whopping two miles per hour, Rex attempted to make his escape as he then pressed *play* on his boombox again, letting the song "No Sleep Till Brooklyn" by the Beastie Boys, play loud. With a smirk on his mouth, Rex then pulled out another pair of sunglasses as he flicked them open and placed them over his eyes.
"Smell ya later!" Rex yelled to principal Turner as he then looked over at Gary Oak and nodded to him. After all, it was his signature saying.
Rolling through the gymnasium, Rex thought for sure he was now in the clear, and out of danger.
*CCCRRRRRRNNNK* The thick plastic tires made on the floor of the gymnasium.
Turning around, Rex then lowered his sunglasses exposing his eyes as he looked right at Principal Sash and winked at her. She was his first crush at the Academy after all, and this was bound to make her want to go out with him. What chick doesn't like, juice pouches, pink power wheels, good music and a total Bad@$$ for a boyfriend? With the gymnasium doors in sight, Rex... slowly... made his way to get out of dodge.
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Post by SammyMcSamSam on Mar 16, 2014 21:43:39 GMT -5
Turner stared in disbelief at the troublemaker. The Gengar distracted him for a moment, though. He looked up at him with a very irritated expression. He was a student's, no doubt. Though he wanted to get to the bottom of that, he had a different student to attend to at the moment, so he looked back down at the troublemaker before him. He was still talking and would not allow Turner to say much, so he just continued to stare at him, not buying his innocent act. Then, he was turning around and hopping back on his bike to pedal out of the gym. Not finding it worth his time to go after that troublemaker (he was going so fast after all...), he spun around and made his way back up the stage.
The gym was silent, but it would no doubt get loud again. It was time to set some rules straight. He walked up to the podium and spoke into the microphone. First, he had to get some annoying biographical information out of the way. "My name is Vice Principal Turner. I taught Pokemon Basics, History, and Anatomy for nine years before I became Vice Principal five years ago. That is my Lairon Spike over there." Here, he paused. Now, it was time to make certain things clear. "Let me make myself clear," he boomed into the microphone, his rage and irritation apparent. "We have rules here at the academy. Rules that are to be followed. If you but put one toe out of line, you can be certain you will be punished."
He looked across the student body, glowering at them fiercely. "There will be no exceptions. You are to treat each of us with respect, show up to mandatory assemblies, show up to class, and behave. Or else you will have to answer to me." He paused. "Do I make myself clear?" he said, emphasizing each word. He kept his intense gaze on them, aiming to whip them into behaving students. There was too much chaos lately. They needed to have the law laid down for them without any fluffy, wishy washy stuff.
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Team Sinnoh
Sushi is love, sushi is life.
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Post by Ayame Sokowasa on Mar 17, 2014 6:02:44 GMT -5
The vice principle boomed into the microphone and Ayame decided that she would want to stay away from him. At all costs She had quite the tendency to be tardy for whatever reason or with some weird coincidence and often goes to the wrong classes. She also had a temper...
Yeah.
She stared up at the podium, proving her understanding and comprehension. Her mind started drifting, and she had heard that there was a rare pokemon in the nearby beach.... Maybe she would check it out later.
*Posted on my phone on the bus, I can't handle the mobile proboards.*
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Post by Walter Satinwood on Mar 19, 2014 11:01:27 GMT -5
Sitting there Walter simply listened the scanned his card. Such an odd thing for blenches to have, but oh well. Holding Kitten in his lap he would need to make note of a few things. First of them being he watched to battle Hoenn to show that smug Allen kid what does. Not just him he wanted to take down and defeat the whole darn team now. Oh, Walter would be on a mission to show the whole school just what he is made of, and one day he would defeat every one of the battle leaders and be the kid with the top marks in school. That he promised himself. Sighing he put his card away and looked back at the stage to listen.
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Post by Lust on Mar 19, 2014 15:01:49 GMT -5
Ooc: slowly replying with everyone. Not very long but you get the point. )
Laying against his brother Lust found himself super tired and quickly fell asleep. He had been having such a nice dream about a pretty teal haired girl and a Starly. Yet he was poked awake by Greed. Wiping a little bit of drool of of his glaring younger brother's jacket Lust blinked awake and pushed himself into and upright position. "What?" He said before seeing Greed point to a scanner with his card. Quickly Lust took out his and scanned it. "Oh right. $%#@! No, soup then?" He mumbled. Wait what sort of dream had he been having?
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Post by Art McShowgurl on Mar 19, 2014 20:38:34 GMT -5
While she sat there, Art pulled out her notebook and started to doodle a little bit. Of course she would also write down things that sounded important, but for now she simply doodled. Every once and a while her eyes would look up before looking back down, oh how the pink haired girl was so very bored. Hearing Mr. Turner talking she looked up and listened, soon Sash arrived and spoke took. Listening and drawing she scanned her card when she was told to, before putting it away to go back to sketching her pokemon Zap who was sound asleep in the hood of her sweater. She could hear his breathing and feel each breath in and out he softly took.
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Post by Principal Sash on Mar 21, 2014 15:03:22 GMT -5
Principal Sash stared in shock at the scene that unfolded before her. Never in all her years at the academy had she witnessed anything like this. Clearly, some of the students were out of control. And that Gengar... She did not stop Turner as he attempted to lay down the law. It was needed, and he was better at it than her. Still, she did not want fear of punishment to be the only thing keeping the students in line. She would have to think of something else to ensure order. Perhaps points could be given for good behavior and taken away for bad behavior. She would talk it over with Turner later.
Well, now she had to continue with the assembly. She dearly hoped there would be no more interruptions. There really was important information that she needed to get across to everyone. It was all for their benefit, and many of it was fun and enjoyable. Surely they would want to know about the elections at the end of the year. Sash walked up to the podium to stand near Vice Principal Turner. "Thank you," she said, giving him a small nod. "I can take it from here." She waited for him to relinquish the microphone to her. |
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Post by December Smoon on Mar 25, 2014 17:48:54 GMT -5
Listening to all that was going on December scanned her card and took some notes. Mostly she was doodling in her notebook though. Looking around she saw her room mates come in. Dawn seemed to be dog piling with some guys and Ayame seemed to be eating something. Hmmm, interesting roommates she seemed to have.
(I will make better soon, just throwing it up.)
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